I am stingy to the depth and breadth and height
My salary can reach, when feeling funds are tight
For the ends of frivolity is just before paydays.
I am stingy to the level I rush to today’s
Most advertised sale, since full prices bite.
I am stingy openly, not embarrassed, I’m right;
I am stingy most purely, when prices soar like a kite.
I am stingy with a passion put to use
In the shopping mall, it comes from the depths of my heart
I am stingy with a tightfistedness I seem not to lose
With my pay raises- I am stingy, with money I hate to part,
Half price sale’s my soul’s delight!- and, due to lack of floos*,
I shall be stingy in the loading of my cart.